Monday 30 July 2007

Harry Potter and the Desperate Blogger

Sam, you're behind the news; Bloomsbury's random title generator was built years ago. It's since been put to work cranking out Chinese counterfeits with such evocative titles as Harry Potter and Leopard-Walk-Up-To-Dragon, Harry Potter and the Filler of Big, or the boy wizard's Mongolian adventure, Herry Potter and beaker snd burn [sic!]

Wikipedia carries a delightful excerpt from Leopard-Walk-Up-To-Dragon, in which Harry attempts to clean the "sticky cake" off his face. Scans of the unauthorized sequels are available here.

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